The telephone to God [A Joke]

An American decided to write a book

about famous churches around the

World.



So he bought a plane ticket and

took a trip to China.



On his first day he was inside a

church taking photographs when

He Noticed a golden telephone

mounted on the wall with a sign



that read "$10,000 per call".



The American, being intrigued,

asked a priest who was strolling

by what

The telephone was used for.



The priest replied that it was a

direct line to God and that for

$10,000 you could talk to God.



The American thanked the priest

and went along his way.



Next stop was in Japan. There, at

a very large cathedral, he saw the

Same golden telephone with the



same sign under it.



He wondered if this was the same

kind of telephone he saw in

China and

He asked a nearby Nun what its

purpose was.



She told him that it was a direct

line to God and that for

$10,000

He Could talk to God.



"O.K., thank you," said the

American.




He then travelled to Pakistan,

Sri lanka, Russia, Germany and

France.



In every church he saw the same

golden telephone with the same

"$10,000

Per call" sign under it.



The American, upon leaving Vermont

decided to travel to up to India to

see if Indians had the same phone.



He arrived in India,

In every church he saw the same

golden telephone with the same

"$10,000Per call" sign under it.





Then he arrived Kerala

the first church he entered,


He saw there Was the same golden telephone,



but this time the sign under it



"One Rupee per call."



The American was surprised so

he asked the priest about the

sign..
"

Father, I've traveled all over



World and I've seen this same



Golden Telephone in many churches.



All of them told that it is a direct line to Heaven,

But in the Kerala price was

"One Rupee per call."


Why is it so cheap here........?"

Readers, it is your turn........

Think..... Before you scroll down...




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The priest smiled and answered,



"You're in now Kerala,
GOD's OWN COUNTRY,
Son - it's a Local Call".

(came by email from Ashima ;
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